We're Hott... YOUR NOT!

Hi!!!! Our names are Kris and Lizzie. Basically we're told to create this blog and we don't really know what we're doing but...i guess we'll make the best of it. We're going to talk about things that we like. Lizzie likes sexual pleasures and funny movies, Kris likes scary movies and she obsessed with Twilight though Lizzie finds no interest in this kind of stuff because Lizzie is a bitch...smh...such a foul mouth..anyways. Lizzie doesn't know how to use proper English. Kris finds the need to tell me to pour my guts out so i guess i'll do that. I was born in Bed Stuy. Oh yeah!!! Im a gangster!!! On a daily basis I have been getting harrassed by the local gangs to become a part of their "crew" ( Im thinking about it... IM A G! YOU AINT READY 4 DIS!) Kris, on the other hand grew up in Laguna Beach, California in a big mansion because her father invented Pringles. She had to move because the company went bankrupt. *tear tear sniff sniff*{cry cry, so says Lizzie} Kris has been hollered at on a daily basis because she has a "donk". Lizzie wants to get her boobs done..btw. Lizzie believes in the Devil. {I am the devil herself!!!!}...btw #2..if we seem a little crazy, its because....WE ARE!!!!!. Kris has hairy arms and a winter bush and gave a hotdog a b.j.SHHHH DONT TELL NOEBODY!....Lizzie, on the other hand owns 45 vibrators AND LOVES TO WATCH MIDGET PORN.{ SHOUT OUT TO D.C 4 HELPING US OUT YOU-S THE SHIZZNET!... WE GOTS MAD LOVE 4 YOU HOMIE! WORD UP!)