our limo situation

WE DONT WANT TWO FUCKING STRANGERS IN OUR LIMO! END OF STORY BOTTOM LINE. BASICALLY DA STORY IS DIS.....SHE STINKS.....WE DNT WANT 2 B N A LIMO WITH HER....ALSO SHE THINKS DAT SHE LIVES N DIS ONE TREE HILL FANTASY WORLD!!!!!...NEWS FLASH: WE LIVE N BROOKLYN BITCH!!!!!...DA WHOLE SITUATION IS ANNOYING...WE JUSS NEED A LIMO PLACE N A NUMBA N WE DNT NOE HOW MUCH DA LIMO IS GONNA COST BEKUZ OV THESE INVISIBLE PEOPLE THAT SHE IS THINKING ABOUT 4 PROM DATES....LIKE DEAD ASS WUT THE FUKK IS WRONG WITH HER!!!!!! IF THESE PROBLEMS ARENT SOLVED BY THE END OV THIS WEEK.....WE R OUT OF HERE!!!!!!

Suprise Visitors!!!!!

soooo...2daii me n kris n sum ov our other friends had kommunity service...ummm it wus ok...those peepoo frum teen pact or sumthin like dat kame 2 see us...its funny bekuz dey make it seem like its based on sexual education or wateva but we never tlk about sex...yea so n e wayz...me, kris n our otha friend keoni decided 2 stop by china's boiifriends house...major laughs...well we basically interrupted their little "meeting"...hack hack kough kough...but i swear it wasnt just 2 interrupt dem...we all had 2 pee realllllyyyy bad n his house is da onli familiar 1 on dat block so the situation was perfect...they were hella pissed...but hey...we kan onlii b kris n lizzie...im gonna head bakk over 2 myspace now...l8t3r$

33 AND MARRIED!!!!

This is so not fair...wtf???? He says his wife is a cutie..i'll believe it when i see it..until then i shall remain very upset by this fact...on to new topics...i am bored n i think i have 2 go 2 khurch 2daii for khoir rehersal...skool 2daii was pretty boring...typing this is more of a bore...l8t3r$..{4 now}



Sign,
The very upset blogger



P.S. D.C. u noe dis is 4 you!!!!!

Lizzie is bored again

hey..wats up guys...I'm siting here at the computer practically falling asleep...i don't Noe how that's possible with the world at my finger tips...but what ever i juss wanted 2 say hello...l8t3r$

We're Hott... YOUR NOT!

Hi!!!! Our names are Kris and Lizzie. Basically we're told to create this blog and we don't really know what we're doing but...i guess we'll make the best of it. We're going to talk about things that we like. Lizzie likes sexual pleasures and funny movies, Kris likes scary movies and she obsessed with Twilight though Lizzie finds no interest in this kind of stuff because Lizzie is a bitch...smh...such a foul mouth..anyways. Lizzie doesn't know how to use proper English. Kris finds the need to tell me to pour my guts out so i guess i'll do that. I was born in Bed Stuy. Oh yeah!!! Im a gangster!!! On a daily basis I have been getting harrassed by the local gangs to become a part of their "crew" ( Im thinking about it... IM A G! YOU AINT READY 4 DIS!) Kris, on the other hand grew up in Laguna Beach, California in a big mansion because her father invented Pringles. She had to move because the company went bankrupt. *tear tear sniff sniff*{cry cry, so says Lizzie} Kris has been hollered at on a daily basis because she has a "donk". Lizzie wants to get her boobs done..btw. Lizzie believes in the Devil. {I am the devil herself!!!!}...btw #2..if we seem a little crazy, its because....WE ARE!!!!!. Kris has hairy arms and a winter bush and gave a hotdog a b.j.SHHHH DONT TELL NOEBODY!....Lizzie, on the other hand owns 45 vibrators AND LOVES TO WATCH MIDGET PORN.{ SHOUT OUT TO D.C 4 HELPING US OUT YOU-S THE SHIZZNET!... WE GOTS MAD LOVE 4 YOU HOMIE! WORD UP!)